Heh, British people work in both Imperial and metric quite randomly. We used to be imperial but slowly but surely we're recognising it as a silly method of measurement and reluctantly shifting to metric. But you will occasionally get silly measurements like "3 metres, 2 inches" while we do the changeover.

*shudder* your mother sounds... classic. There is a reason lawyers are well paid.

Oh gods, I have wonderful mental images of the stealth conception now... with a deamon that steals and devours testosterone.


I think that is mother bint's problem as well - has lived for 50 years without a single orgasm