I'm baaack

After the crazy of the flood and the added crazy of fixing my flooded house paying other people fix my flooded house (what? I'm utterly impractical and very very lazy) So after swanning around with an improptu holiday in places with less net connection than I am comfortable with I am now back.

The emergency exist have been blocked. You cannot escape :p

NO!

I am trying to pin down which of my clients has the most annoying habits. It’s a difficult task as there are so many annoyances my head whirls and the Hounds get dizzy. We have the guy who completely denies reality, the repeat offender who chats up his lawyer, the lady who won’t keep her hands to herself and the woman who is single handedly trying to reverse the course of women’s rights

But a special prize goes to N. I have yet to have a meeting with this soon-to-be-divorced lady without wanting to throttle her. I have to keep my hands under the desk so she can’t see the clenching motions.

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