Spark in Darkness ' 45

I've got it, at last. Had to re-write half of it because it wasn't time for it yet - you know you get an idea and have to do it NOW?

For the record, I don't like this or how it turned out.

Also for protection against angry people with squick ratings - there is kink - mild kink, but still kink. Go no further if bondage/light S&M worries you.

( spark in darkness 45 - beware smut and kink )

This is wrong - blame my forums

For some reasosn the person known only as Elf posted the following:

Due to circumstances beyond our control (temporary insanity) the cast of Lord Of The Rings is being revised and the new movie will replace the old with the following:

Aragorn _ George W. Bush
Legolas - Tony Blair
Gimili - Neil Cavuto
Galdalf - Ronald Reagan
Frodo - Rush Limbaugh
Sam - Sean Hannity
Pippin - Ben Stiller
Merry - Robin Williams
King Theoden - Rudy Giuliani
GrimmaWormtongue- Sean Penn
Sauron - Osama
Saruman - Saddam
RingWraiths - Howard Dean - John Kerry - Wesley Clark -
John Edwards - Joe Lieberman - Al Sharpton -
Dick Gephardt - Dennis Kucinich
Witch King - Bill Clinton
TreeBeard - Arnold Schwartzenager
Eowyn - Ann Coulter
Arwen - Laura Bush

Needless to say I had to follow up on this and will probably be doing so more. The first short bit of dialogue was:

( bit of dialogue )