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sparkindarkness ([personal profile] sparkindarkness) wrote2006-10-06 01:31 pm

Remind me again why I have long hair?

Me: *vaguely manages to insert toothbrush into mouth, morning bleary. Looks up into mirror* ARGH!

Hair: Power to the Follicles!

Me: *reaches desperately for hair brush*

Hair: OPPRESSED! OPPRESSED We’re being oppressed!

Me: *fumbles for conditioning cream*

Hair: ANARCHY! ANARCHY! ANARCHY!

Me: *desperately smears in gel*

Hair: We shall not, we shall not be moved!

Me: *struggles for comb*

Hair: *eats comb* You running dog for the military industrial complex! You can’t keep us down,
fascist pig!

Me: Desperately tries a braid*

Hair: We will not be tamed! We will not be slaves! Kill us, torture us, we will endure! We are
FREE! FREEEEEEDOM!!!!!!

Me: *growl*

Beloved: Wow, bad hair day?

Me: More Anarchist-Revolutionary-hair day. I need a paper bag or a shaver.

[identity profile] girl-working.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
No matter how much I brush my hair or get my husband to brush it for me (purr) I always always end up with a huge tangle/knot at the nape of my neck. And we have no idea how or why.

We blame the hair fairies... My mum used to ask me if fairies were knitting in my hair again as it got so knotty... I'd cut it short again, but I look crap with short hair... :/

[identity profile] rampagingturtle.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you by any chance sleep with your hair in a ponytail/braid? My hair always does that when I sleep in a braid. I've learned to sleep in a hair shroud.

[identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com 2006-10-09 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
The reason is because hair is jnot a part of us.

That's right, they're a secret parasitic life form looking to destroy our sanity so the mother ship can move in.